New Platinum Games title lacks climaxing

Some new screens of Vanquish -the next game from Shinji Mikami and Platinum Games have emerged. You may remember we covered the announcement of the announcement a little while back. We were greeted with a mostly live-action teaser. It was rad, but like all teasers, gave us fuck all to be going on with.



These screens don't really give us anything more, but I have managed to gleam a few info nuggets from them.

1. That armour looks rad
2. It looks like a super-charged arcadey cover shooter
3. Falcon punch!

As cool as it looks, I can't help but be a little apprehensive about the disturbing lack of climaxing in these shots. Platinum Games have set a precedent of climax-filled action now, and I'm hungry for more. I feel that me and Bayonetta have now climaxed over enough angels together. Is Platinum not willing to further my climax quest? There are still so many baddies that crave to be climaxed upon: Platinum, do not blue-ball me.

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Via Kotaku

More sexy Bayonetta climaxing action

Today NaFunk asked me what did he have to do to get on my blog. I skipped the usual homoerotic sexual favour options and after a millisecond of deliberation I came out with: "Dress up as Bayonetta". I donated a pound for some black bin bags and told him it would "be the best thing - ever". After a little bit of persuasion, and hollow promises of Internet fame, he agreed. Here are the disturbing, yet strangely erotic results.

Special kudos goes to the elastic-banded heel guns. Genius.

If anyone of you can top this, I'll give you a prize. I swear.