The Skate 2 Trash Talkin' Throwdown: Round 2 - The Result

You know, a man could become accustomed to this kind of success. He could let it go to his head even. He could spew endless prose detailing his own greatness and belittling his foes. Thankfully, that man is not me. You see, despite my slightly 'arsey' tone here, I am humbled by my triumph and proudly admit that this round, I honestly thought that I would be bested. But now you must forgive me friends, for I digress; I forget myself and lose sight of the nature of this challenge, it is after all, a Trash Talkin' challenge, is it not? So without further ado..

WOOOH YEAH MOTHERFUCKING RIC FLAIR ALL OVER YOU FACE BOYYYEEEE!!!


*ahem*

So yeah, I won again this week. Thanks to all of those who voted and another big fuck you to those who couldn't be bothered to type a few words, you know who you are, again. But I kid, it's all in good fun. So, just in case you didn't gather it by now:

THE FAUX BOT WINS ROUND 2!

Round 3 coming up pretty much instantly!

The Faux Bot

The Skate 2 Trash Talkin' Throwdown: Round 1 - The Result

Well, I suppose it was inevitable that I'd end up having to announce myself as the winner for this first round. It's a shame really that so much had to be said and done before we reached this inevitable conclusion. Realistically speaking, this piece could have easily been written at the beginning of the week and saved Paperboy from such a thorough public humiliation. So, in summary and just in case there is any doubt:

THE FAUX BOT WINS ROUND 1


If you wish to refresh your memory with my awesomeness, I suggest you scroll down for the embedded video. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of you that voted for me and condemn those who had the chance to do so but remained silent. You know who you are. Dicks. Round 2 will be announced as soon as our gracious loser (non-winner) throws down a challenge and is so-called, not just because of it's chronological position. The 2 also means twice! Twice the radness! Twice the trash talking! And twice the amount of votes! Here's hoping...

The Faux Bot