We all know that boobies can be a whole load of fun. But we should also know that they can also be distracting, which often leads to danger.
I don't know how they did it, but some geniuses figured out a way to get said boobs into Team Fortress 2 and harness their jugular, distracting powers. Watch and laugh...
Via Sankaku Complex
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Sunday, 16 May 2010
Monday, 3 May 2010
8-Bit Tits
Technically speaking I'm really behind the times on this one, but I'm sure you'll forgive me, knowing as you do that it is very difficult for me to fit things in around my busy schedule of jerking off, drinking and playing videogames.
Today I find myself in awe. I am filled with a distinct sense of joy and pride, just knowing that such nobility exists within the human race. The object of my affection is Fami Fami someone who, in their great wisdom, has seen fit to edit boobs onto various NES/FAMICOM games. I'm sure you'll agree that this is the sort of thing humans were really meant to be doing with their time. Curing cancer - fuck that. Developing medicines - suck my dick. Exploring space - explore your mother's ass. Putting boobs on 8-bit NES sprites - pinnacle of civilization. This is where the Romans fucked up. If they had just started drawing tits on pictures of fully clothed ladies with photo editing software we'd all be speaking Italian and eating and fucking until we puked.
As something of an added bonus, this quest -as I'm going to call it- has also enlightened the world by showing us the reality of April O'Neill's tits. That yellow jumpsuit is the kind of thing that haunts my fantasies. I was going to write on here some more today but I think I may just go on a Turtles Hentai pilgrimage instead. See you tomorrow.
Via Kotaku
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Today I find myself in awe. I am filled with a distinct sense of joy and pride, just knowing that such nobility exists within the human race. The object of my affection is Fami Fami someone who, in their great wisdom, has seen fit to edit boobs onto various NES/FAMICOM games. I'm sure you'll agree that this is the sort of thing humans were really meant to be doing with their time. Curing cancer - fuck that. Developing medicines - suck my dick. Exploring space - explore your mother's ass. Putting boobs on 8-bit NES sprites - pinnacle of civilization. This is where the Romans fucked up. If they had just started drawing tits on pictures of fully clothed ladies with photo editing software we'd all be speaking Italian and eating and fucking until we puked.
As something of an added bonus, this quest -as I'm going to call it- has also enlightened the world by showing us the reality of April O'Neill's tits. That yellow jumpsuit is the kind of thing that haunts my fantasies. I was going to write on here some more today but I think I may just go on a Turtles Hentai pilgrimage instead. See you tomorrow.
Via Kotaku
More here
Thursday, 8 October 2009
I feel that a tone-lowering is in order.
We've had a lot of serious discussion around here lately, and whilst I welcome it, I still get a little antsy when no-one mentions boobs, dicks or farts. Luckily, I will always be on hand to take the moral barometer down a few clicks, with today being no exception.
If I could read kanji, then Hachi Koi - a touchscreen dating sim on the DS- would be exactly the kind of game that I would play. Bit-titted, totally legal, girls line up so that you may attempt to woo them through a series of dates, conversations and *ahem* 'actions'. The DS touchscreen is used for far more than cycling through dialogue tree options though, far more indeed. Applying lotion to a sunbathing girl's back is proof enough that Hachi Koi is the most innovative use of the DS hardware since The Phantom Hourglass.
One of the girls, or victims if you prefer, that is subject to your in-game advances is a portly lass by the name of Kasugaoka Kurumi. She likes chocolate: a characteristic that has impressively managed to warrant it's very own web-based Tetris spin-off. The standard Tetris shapes are made from chocolate squares and with the clearing of each line, you are rewarded with the sounds of Kurumi's 'enjoyment'. Play it with the sound on, and definitely try to clear four lines at once. Click here.
Via Tiny Cartridge
If I could read kanji, then Hachi Koi - a touchscreen dating sim on the DS- would be exactly the kind of game that I would play. Bit-titted, totally legal, girls line up so that you may attempt to woo them through a series of dates, conversations and *ahem* 'actions'. The DS touchscreen is used for far more than cycling through dialogue tree options though, far more indeed. Applying lotion to a sunbathing girl's back is proof enough that Hachi Koi is the most innovative use of the DS hardware since The Phantom Hourglass.
One of the girls, or victims if you prefer, that is subject to your in-game advances is a portly lass by the name of Kasugaoka Kurumi. She likes chocolate: a characteristic that has impressively managed to warrant it's very own web-based Tetris spin-off. The standard Tetris shapes are made from chocolate squares and with the clearing of each line, you are rewarded with the sounds of Kurumi's 'enjoyment'. Play it with the sound on, and definitely try to clear four lines at once. Click here.
Via Tiny Cartridge
Thursday, 18 June 2009
Nerd's Toss-bag (Part 1)
And now for something completely different. The nerd's toss-bag is a strange and frankly frightening place that I would never delve too deeply into for fear of social persecution and mental breakdown. However, a peak into the open top of the bag shows the regulars that have been thrust upon all of us, therein lies part1.
Video game cosplay. Anyone who has ever put the words street fighter into a search engine has no doubt come across a slightly raunchy Cammy cosplay. Turns out the woman in question is Alisa Kiss and went from cosplayer here to well, soft porn, here.
Video game cosplay. Anyone who has ever put the words street fighter into a search engine has no doubt come across a slightly raunchy Cammy cosplay. Turns out the woman in question is Alisa Kiss and went from cosplayer here to well, soft porn, here.
This is nothing new, people will always want to look at women dressed up as their favorite female characters and scantily clad women will always be used to sell games, movies and everything else. But now apparently there are new game related ways for woman to provide cheap thrills.
The birth of the Wii changed the nerd's toss-bag forever as lad's favorite Nuts magazine illustrated with a whole series of virtually identical videos showing some nobody models bouncing around playing games topless. Here you go:
The birth of the Wii changed the nerd's toss-bag forever as lad's favorite Nuts magazine illustrated with a whole series of virtually identical videos showing some nobody models bouncing around playing games topless. Here you go:
This spawned a series of 'real-life' copycats on youtube, guys filming their mostly ass-less girlfriends dancing around on the Wii Fit board, you've seen the kind of thing. This did graduate into some sort of sexy competition (see below) which seems like a pretty good idea. That said, being the kind of guy who likes to 'cover all the bases' with regards to posting on here, I took great care to check out sexychampionship.com but it seems to be faulty at the moment.
That's all for now folks, just scratching the surface. Feel free to contribute to this feature that's what the comment section is for. Ideally I'd like a whole post in future made up by reader contributed fan favorites. Also, if you want random girls draped in consoles and game pads just use Google they're two-a-penny.
Just for kicks, the Game trailers user profile that provided the topless Wii video had this as his(I'm guessing) profile picture:
JTRB
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