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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

What's good, blud? Littlebigplanet, brap, brap!




I have a rough idea who these pair of cunts are. Two fuckwitts who hijacked the successes of Dizzee Rascal and Wiley to springboard their own brand of mainstream pop/grime crossover shit, right? It's like pop, only ghetto, yeah? Like N-Dubz but without the redeeming factors of being hard-working and self-made.

Sony really have their marketing heads screwed on super tightly here. Because, you see the problem with Littlebigplanet is that most people think it's a 'bit gay'. I swear that 9 out of 10 people think it's for young girls and/or the homosexual gentleman. Every time I sell a console bundle with it included, I get asked 'Can I please trade this one in? Yes, right away please. No, I don't want to even try it.' Well, if there's one thing that Sony's marketing department know, it's who's 'in' right now. N-Dubz were unavailable, because they were off somewhere being generally offensive to eyes and ears, but these two crusty jizz-streaks had the day off from confusing tweens and parents alike. Sony were in the market for some much-needed 'street cred' and so this unholy union was formed. Good job, Sony. As someone who also feels that they are 'down' with 'the kids' I can honestly say that this was a very shrewd move indeed. Very shrewd.


Did I mention how shrewd I find this move?

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