Sunday, 7 February 2010

Satanic Rock Band Ritual

Me and justtherightbullets have been playing Rock Band's career mode as a 2-piece for what feels like over a year now. Whilst it has been a long and arduous journey, we have always felt satisfied with our progression. Lately, however, we began to stagnate. Our fans and star count remained at a steady middle ground and our band, it seemed was destined for mediocrity. This was our future, until......WE TOOK THE DARK LORD SATAN INTO OUR EMPTY HEARTS! THE DARK MASTER FILLED US WITH RAGE AND AWESOME SHREDDING POWER - THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN HARNESSED BY MORTALS!!!! Try For Cannon is now totally thrash as fuck! If you don't believe me, just check out our star count.


DARK LORD WE PRAISE YOU! REIGN IN BLOOD! SCREAMING BLOODY DEATH!! BRWWARRRGGHHHH!

Summoning the Dark Lord is a lot easier than you would think. All it takes is several pints of blood, a willing vessel (or an unconscious one at least) and an open and willing heart. We are now well on our way to our 1 million fans achievement, thank you Dark Lord.

2 comments:

vandalworks said...

I love rock band, for me rock band 2 is the best of its kind. not that good at it, but by eck, I feel I'm incredible busting solos!

YEAH R0Y said...

^^ i hear you brother

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